Animal Crackers Ft. Jimmery Caine

VERSE 1
Larking about were having a laugh
sipping a stout when its down to a half
get in a round and ya back at the bar
sinking em down so you spit in the jar

im sick of the sound of these animal chants
clucking and chucking and tryna show arms
got my attention so why don’t you ask
building the tension they don’t advance

won’t take a chance
No second glance
Look at these animals marking there cars
Walking there dogs but they cant find the park

All they can find is a pool of sharks
Minding my manners in manors is hard
Tony monatnas without any scars
Looking unbalanced and ready to charge

Herding these elephants outta there yards
News of developments will be broadcast
Well If they can be arsed
To write up more than another rough draft

CHORUS
So what does it matter
when all your character is based on animal cracker
and does it really matter
if crumbs on the floor get picked up or scattered?

VERSE 2
Dressed to impress in a monkey suit
jumping through hoops/ what a trick for the party
I’ve been out scouting / out on safari
Serving up platefuls of calamari

To these starry eyed flamingos
Adds in sprinkles to her cappuccinos
Worries about her worry lines and her wrinkles
I’m telling how I like her smile and her dimples

So worried about turning into a hippo
that eats like a mouse and will only take a nibble
moving ever so incognito
marking my body like a damn mosquito

There too many snakes in the grass that we’ve grown
By the lakes with the ducks and drakes
Buxom babes had me making mistakes

I was watching the waves from inside the caves
Under the sea they were crawling away
Could swim in a stream like a fish for the day
Dreaming of wings that could take me away now

CHORUS
So what does it matter
when all your character is based on animal cracker
and does it really matter
if crumbs on the floor get picked up or scattered?

VERSE 3
The missing link on the food chain
Is spilling his drink on my mixtape
I’m treading on slugs in the rain
Killing them bugs with a bug spray

They don’t get it they shrug
scratching at scalps like an orangutan
think they need help with the cellophane
fingers and thumbs but no wedding ring

Oh what a thing
animals going in two by two
but lions and tigers and bears all hide
if they upset you

get a kick to the face like a mule
hyenas come and laugh at the fool
take em to the cleaners
and then along to the salon for a groom

cats and dogs wanna tick another box
but no pet names and don’t clean up my socks
wanna collar me wanna put a collar on
you can take my lead but cant put it on

CHORUS
So what does it matter
when all your character is based on animal cracker
and does it really matter
if crumbs on the floor get picked up or scattered?